I hadn’t heard the UPS truck approach when the dog first started barking
But by the time he’d reached a fevered pitch the truck was parked outside.
The UPS guy carried a box up the driveway and placed it at my door.
“Go away,” the dog barked. “I’ll howl and bite you if you try to come in!
I’m the guardian of this house and I am fierce and mean!”
Wisely, the UPS driver walked back to the truck, started it up, and drove away.
As he did, the dog gradually calmed to a dull roar and then stopped barking altogether.
“Good boy!” I called down to the foyer. “You saved me from that evil man! Good boy!”
Obviously he’d done no such thing, but, approaching his 12th birthday,
It was good that he could still puff out his chest and feel proud about something.
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